Don’t ask don’t tell meets the “gay bomb”

June 12, 2007

If you are an army recruit
Who happens to be a real fruit
Just do not speak of
Whom you choose to love
But quietly stand and salute

But all’s fair in love and in war
So our military did explore
Could they make a stench
Once inhaled ‘cross the trench
Made foes give up their guns for amour?

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One Response to “Don’t ask don’t tell meets the “gay bomb””

  1. districtlimerick Says:

    In true limerick tradition, here’s the R-rated version:

    If you are an army recruit
    Who happens to be a real fruit
    They don’t want to know
    Whom you choose to blow
    Just as long as you stand and salute

    But all’s fair in love and in war
    So our military did explore
    Could they make a gas
    To make foes want some ass
    And give up thoughts of fighting more?


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