Real Americans eat 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes

July 6, 2007

This proud American ate 66 hot dogs. Photo courtesy of the Washington Post.

On the 4th of July they compete
Over how many dogs they eat
It’s so patriotic
Perhaps just psychotic
To stuff themselves with so much meat

Much to the American’s glee
Last year’s champ only ate 63
Kobayashi complained
And kind of explained
He’s going through jaw therapy

So what does this say of our nation
Where citizens battle starvation
Yet you too can boast
‘Bout eating the most
No prize if you show moderation

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