David Vitter: The limerick equivalent of t-ball

July 11, 2007

This guy is way too cute to pay for sex. Photo courtesy of Wikipedia.

On Tuesday D.C. was a’twitter
With the latest from Senator Vitter
“It’s true I called in
And that was a sin
But it’s over, I promise I quit ‘er!”

It seems that we’ve heard this before
Involving a different whore
From illegit kids
To folks taking bids
Oh the things a storm makes you ignore

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