The end of the tunnel, it nears
First yes vote in 31 years
Just one extra clause
Nixing gun control laws
Makes Senate and House bills not peers

-D.L.

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Paramedics are basically dope
But misdiagnosis? um… nope
So medics: beware
And call it with care
‘Cause death as a fluke’s hard to cope…

-the guy sleeping on D.L.’s couch

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Oh good, there’s a looming arrest
In the case that’s had Hill interns stressed
If no longer wary
Of sleeping with Gary
Why hesitate getting undressed?

-D.L.

Adorned in lamé and a dress
And a gender the crowd couldn’t guess
Elected online
His heels had a shine
The queen didn’t fail to impress

-Edward Leer

A professor has let it be known
Computer use, he won’t condone
GDub kids are wiley
And ever-so-styley
No laptops? They’ll gchat by iphone

-D.L.

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The Council’s proposal is drastic
To cut back on “paper or plastic?”
Consumers are fickle
So charge them a nickel
And see if demand is elastic

-D.L.

The cabbie could not hit the brakes
The bartender saw seizure shakes
The window was smashed
Right when the cab crashed
But most folks walked out with just aches

-D.L.

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Try four, Apple failed to obtain
The go-ahead for their glass pane
So go play some putt-putt
‘Til Metro is shut, WHAT?
Past ten, there may not be a train

-D.L.