When exiting cabs, hide your cooch
Your coworkers aren’t good to smooch
With effort concerted
And vices averted
You too can dodge screwing the pooch

-D.L.

All those who’ve e’er had to wait
Know buses are frequently late
This system’s revival
Tells time of arrival
At least we’re aware of our fate

-D.L.

Today Mayor Fenty got fried
For letting a friend drive his ride
He made a bad choice
But it ain’t a Rolls Royce
I think we should let this one slide

-D.L.

Remission’s the buzz on the tumor
Let’s hope that it’s not just a rumor
The New England muscle
Will head back to Russell
To wrestle back health care from Schumer

-D.L.

*knock on wood

If you tend to like burgers sans rat
And prefer catsup to sprinklings of scat
Then five guys is out
And rays is in doubt
‘Cause the rodents are hip to all that

De poetry non est disputandum